Yesterday I had a day of subbing for a 2nd grade class at our local elementary school. This teacher I subbed for is a great teacher, and her class was good! I had several kids in the class that I go to church with, and it was overall such a good day.
During the day, I had a little girl come to the teachers desk and asked me if she could tell me a joke. I replied sure, only to be so sure I was about to hear the latest knock knock joke. ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! Here is the joke:
BJ: Mrs. Crews, how do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Me: I don't know BJ, how?
BJ: You know POKE HER FACE
OMGOODNESS it took all I had not to fall out of the chair laughing!! BJ was so proud of her joke, and I was rolling.
THEN......
A little boy approaches me and seriously begins telling me that he can not take his work home because he lives with his mom, and his nutty grandma. I said, excuse me? You live with whom? He said my mom and my nutty grandmother. I said N, why do you call her that? He said as he rolled his eyes, because shes nuts!!
Really, these are 2nd graders and I am hearing some of the funniest things!! Kids these days are so honest and they tell it like it is!! They had me rolling, because I couldn't hold the laughter back!!
I just thought I'd share with you a little of the humor I received from the 2nd grade kiddos I was with!!
Happy Hump Day,
Allison :)